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TESTIMONIALS:

Wilbur:  Snaketrap, Australia

God, Zobit, you couldn't have been more right. You said that I might kill my wife and, despite my own good sense, I did it. Amazing !!!!

Ed: Halifax, Nova Scotia

The signs you pointed to had said not to have any car repairs, before the 25th, but, I took my GTO in, anyway. It exploded, up on the lift, killing 3 guys, including my brother-in-law. I should have known better!

The "Tark-Man":  East L.A.

"No way, man no way. I rob thet bnk, eeezee. No way I get nailed but hey they [expletive] grab me, like it sed in whut yu write. Im a blever."(sic)

Heather:  Green Bay, WI

I thought that I would never find love, but it came as you said it would, ravaged by a burglar. We'll be married in April. Thanks, Zobit!

George:  Washington, D.C.

Never, never did I think that I must avenge my father's shame, until you pointed me to "Cliff's Notes: The Complete Works of Wm. Shakespeare." Taking off my fake fighter-pilot glasses, I was able to see clearly and decided to invade Iraq."

"Thank you so much, Zobit, and, may the Lord be with you."

There are thousands of testimonials from people just like those, above - people just like you, the Average Joe - often ugly, mean, psychotic, usually as dumb as a tuna fish, but all looking for a little helpful insight into this morass which they call "life," but, which I call "carnopiabutozyntala.nep" (that's "dot-nep").

 

welcome to the exciting, insightful world of...

 

 

ZOBIT SEEN

Mystic, Reader, World Reknowed Expert: "Transcendentalism of the Late 1460's"; author of "Cooking Without Food"; also, author of the beloved children's book: "Why You Might Die, Before You're Eight"; former sailing instructor, Red Hook, St. Thomas; chaplain's assistant, Presbyterian Ministry, Riker's Island, New York, NY.

Of course, this is but a small sampling.

 

Enter the Exciting World of Zobit Seen!

 

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"The future is very much like the past, only it is still up the road."
Zobit

 

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